Users of fifth floor men's room, let us unite for a common purpose!
Let's come together and ask building management to install one of these self-cleaning toilet seats.
Friday, January 11, 2008
Monday, January 7, 2008
Making a contribution
Potty Blogger took measures into his own hands today.
I purchased a new can of air freshener for fifth floor men's room. It is Glade Air Infusions - Refreshing Springs.
One of the reasons that I selected it is because it uses UltraLast® technology to infuse the air with fragrance that lasts up to one hour.
The other reason is that it was on sale at Walgreens.
If it can truly make fifth floor men's room smell "inviting and fresh" (as claimed on its website) it really will have been worth the $1.99 I shelled out from my own pocket.
I have labeled the can too: "DO NOT REMOVE FROM FIFTH FLOOR MENS ROOM." Hopefully, the air freshener klepto that stole the last can has been apprehended.
Men, let us pledge together to use this miracle air infuser.
I purchased a new can of air freshener for fifth floor men's room. It is Glade Air Infusions - Refreshing Springs.
One of the reasons that I selected it is because it uses UltraLast® technology to infuse the air with fragrance that lasts up to one hour.
The other reason is that it was on sale at Walgreens.
If it can truly make fifth floor men's room smell "inviting and fresh" (as claimed on its website) it really will have been worth the $1.99 I shelled out from my own pocket.
I have labeled the can too: "DO NOT REMOVE FROM FIFTH FLOOR MENS ROOM." Hopefully, the air freshener klepto that stole the last can has been apprehended.
Men, let us pledge together to use this miracle air infuser.
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Hopes dashed
So much for New Year's optimism.
"Somebody" has returned from holiday break with a vengeance and just left a late Christmas present in fifth floor men's room. The entire floor has been declared a bio-hazard area.
It's a little like closing the barn door after the horses are out, but I'm going to the store after work and purchasing a new can of spray for the men's room. Something must be done.
"Somebody" has returned from holiday break with a vengeance and just left a late Christmas present in fifth floor men's room. The entire floor has been declared a bio-hazard area.
It's a little like closing the barn door after the horses are out, but I'm going to the store after work and purchasing a new can of spray for the men's room. Something must be done.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Happy New Year
A new year, a new beginning for fifth floor men's room.
As we return from the holiday break, the can of air freshener is gone (maybe Santa took it?) but I am still optimistic about this bathroom in 2008.
Men, let us resolve to flush. To spray. To care.
As we return from the holiday break, the can of air freshener is gone (maybe Santa took it?) but I am still optimistic about this bathroom in 2008.
Men, let us resolve to flush. To spray. To care.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Meadows & rain
'Tis the season!
Somebody contributed a BRAND NEW can of Meadows & Rain Febreze Air Effects to fifth floor men's room.
Such charity restores your faith in mankind.
Somebody contributed a BRAND NEW can of Meadows & Rain Febreze Air Effects to fifth floor men's room.
Such charity restores your faith in mankind.
Friday, December 7, 2007
The perpetrator speaks
On the WANTED posted that currently hangs in 340 Brannan fifth floor men's room, the perpetrator of Monday's crime scrawled:
The public has spoken: we know art, sir, and you are no artist.
A handwriting analysis is in process. DNA testing will follow. He will be brought to justice!
"I'm an artist, not a vandal"
The public has spoken: we know art, sir, and you are no artist.
A handwriting analysis is in process. DNA testing will follow. He will be brought to justice!
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Crime scene
A new low, men.
Yesterday, I did not have an occasion to visit the fifth floor men's room, but a colleague of mine did. And he stumbled across a crime scene so horrific, he did the only reasonable thing...he took a picture.
I will not share the photographic evidence with you. (Frankly, I don't think Flikr will let me start an account with such an image.) But picture the worst thing you've ever scene in your life...multiply that by three. 'nuff said.
A wanted poster is now in place. The perpetrator of this crime will be located and brought to justice.
Yesterday, I did not have an occasion to visit the fifth floor men's room, but a colleague of mine did. And he stumbled across a crime scene so horrific, he did the only reasonable thing...he took a picture.
I will not share the photographic evidence with you. (Frankly, I don't think Flikr will let me start an account with such an image.) But picture the worst thing you've ever scene in your life...multiply that by three. 'nuff said.
A wanted poster is now in place. The perpetrator of this crime will be located and brought to justice.
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