'Tis the season!
Somebody contributed a BRAND NEW can of Meadows & Rain Febreze Air Effects to fifth floor men's room.
Such charity restores your faith in mankind.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Friday, December 7, 2007
The perpetrator speaks
On the WANTED posted that currently hangs in 340 Brannan fifth floor men's room, the perpetrator of Monday's crime scrawled:
The public has spoken: we know art, sir, and you are no artist.
A handwriting analysis is in process. DNA testing will follow. He will be brought to justice!
"I'm an artist, not a vandal"
The public has spoken: we know art, sir, and you are no artist.
A handwriting analysis is in process. DNA testing will follow. He will be brought to justice!
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Crime scene
A new low, men.
Yesterday, I did not have an occasion to visit the fifth floor men's room, but a colleague of mine did. And he stumbled across a crime scene so horrific, he did the only reasonable thing...he took a picture.
I will not share the photographic evidence with you. (Frankly, I don't think Flikr will let me start an account with such an image.) But picture the worst thing you've ever scene in your life...multiply that by three. 'nuff said.
A wanted poster is now in place. The perpetrator of this crime will be located and brought to justice.
Yesterday, I did not have an occasion to visit the fifth floor men's room, but a colleague of mine did. And he stumbled across a crime scene so horrific, he did the only reasonable thing...he took a picture.
I will not share the photographic evidence with you. (Frankly, I don't think Flikr will let me start an account with such an image.) But picture the worst thing you've ever scene in your life...multiply that by three. 'nuff said.
A wanted poster is now in place. The perpetrator of this crime will be located and brought to justice.
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